pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

(via vodka-cigarettes-and-collarbones)

shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.

(Source: palmares-politics, via statistically-average)

insanity-and-vanity:

"I wasn’t mad; I was confused. Everyone was talking, talking, talking at me and I couldn’t understand a word they were saying, and then their voices became a blur, and soon I couldn’t even recognize their faces… I feel like I am still there… spinning ‘round and ‘round and ‘round… and the ride won’t stop…"

Uptown Girls (2003)

(via donnacabonna)

brxkenpetal:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

IM PEEING HOLY SHIT

(Source: becausebirds, via itslacour)

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

(via fake-mermaid)

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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(via allanayford)

plantyourjimmyinmybonham:

this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like

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"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"

and i was just like

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"ok"

(Source: johnpauljones, via confirmance)

"There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them."

Anonymous (via carolineflack)

(Source: bonus, via tallblonegirl)