endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via orgasm)

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself


I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

(via faithtrustandsomepizzacrust)

shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

(via orgasm)

sluttyoliveoil:

no makeup
no family
16 in the middle of miami

sluttyoliveoil:

no makeup

no family

16 in the middle of miami

woefulgirl:

I want to fuck the sky

(via fuckingsession)

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

image

(Source: neatpotatoes, via trust)

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

(Source: fuckyeahsmilingdogs, via kimkardashingthroughtthesnow)